Thursday, May 28, 2009

6 Phases Of Working

Phase 1
You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great.
Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute,
you love your boss, and your President is the best!

Phase 2
You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are
so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal --
This is  what happens after about SIX Months!

Phase  4
You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated  due to stress,
you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise  because you are so
tired and have so much work to do and when  you get home you have more work to do.
You feel sluggish and  suffer from constipation.
Your fellow co-workers are too  cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing  in.

Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --
After more  time passes, your eyes start to twitch,
you forget what a 'good  hair day' feels like as you
just fall out of bed and load up on  caffeine.

Phase 6
You are listening to the voices in your head --  
You have locked the office door to keep people out,
You  wonder WHY you are even here in the first
place and WHY did I  come to work today!